Ethan Watches as Mark Achieves the Impossible

Birt 29 sep 2020
Ethan brought Mark a challenge. And Mark literally cannot back down from a challenge.
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  • 10:40 "I slowly, I slowly started to be SeDUctEd By hiM, like he started to SEDUCE ME!"

  • but what was the toilet paper reference for...?

  • How old is ethan ???

  • Mark: "every like is like a kiss on my boo boo... can we get 1 million boo boo kisses uwu?" *Everyone liked the video*

  • This is me when i am opening a water bottle

  • Wow...I never fought it could happen... he’s done it again. Mark Edward Fischbach Has again... WENT EVEN FUTHUR BEYOND

  • Mark as a father opening a jar for his son

  • i can't believe almost a year is gone now...

  • "You didnt dry it? Who is that? MARK!" Mark: "I dont think so, do a side by side." "You didn't dry it?" XDDDDDDDD

  • What's the background music that starts at 3:19?

  • A tip for anyone with stuck or hard to open jars and stuff is to use rubber dishwashing gloves that is what I use to help me open my stuck jars and such. The latex rubber helps you get a grip on it :)

  • I bet tyler would be able to open it

  • Who's doing this instead of homework

  • im watching a man trying to open a cup....what am i doing with my life?

  • ur tongue is stronger than ur arms mark! you should have "coaxed" it open

  • I’m watching a video about one man opening a cup... quality content

  • i just discovered unus annus :( but the first thing i did is find my birthday video lol i shall see

  • I wonder what a drunk Ethan would say

  • K. But like.. Did the attempt of running it under hot water transpire at any time? Or tapping it on the counter? Lol

  • Try open it under the hot running water😁✌🏻

  • “Do not underestimate the power of the dark side.”

  • I thought this was gonna be about that one piece of toilet paper

  • 1.5m views and only 250k likes. I'm disappointed in you guys, you obviously don't care about his boo boo :(

  • It would be a perfect video if Annus drink the water

  • Modern era excalibur

  • WE NEED 1 MILLION BOO BOO KISSES, GOD DAMMIT

  • WD40

  • Question...how the fuck did it get this tight in the first place?

  • The Ethan straw cup of contemptable twisting. For each twist loosening it, it gets even tighter.

  • "Why are you looking me luck 'huh you're head looks stupid' when you're the one who stupided it"

  • Why didn't you use a rubber band for a better grip?

  • My grandma walked in and all she heard was mark grunting and ethan saying WHY IS IS HARD?

  • i cant tell if their faking it or not lol

  • U need to use rubber to open it :) . Rap rubber bands around the lid and you gets great grip

  • Why does mark kinda look like Jon wick

  • a kissaroo from me to you!

  • *million boo boo kisses for mark*

  • Solution: rubber

  • Can someone take the sounds Ethan makes and make a song with them?

  • I totally liked this video because of the Sexy Tiger. :3 P.S. And for booboo kisses for Mark. :3

  • I actually live in the city with the brain eating amoeba, it's called Lake Jackson and the problem is solved it it gave us some scares

  • Such dedication. Respecc.

  • I feel like a surprising amount of these videos are mark and Ethan arguing about water or some other liquid

  • Mark tries opening the cup: HARD ROCK Ethan tries opening the cup: *M I I C H A N N E L*

  • If everyone liked the video he could have 1.5 million likea

  • Mark deserves all the love in the world for opening that ding dang thing

  • what ethan happend to tyler? i wonder where he is...

  • SMASHED THAT LIKE BUTTON FOR THE BOO BOO KISSES!!!

  • Ok so am I the only one who can't find these hoodies on the unus annus store? I cant find the half black half white hoodie or the hoodie that ethan is wearing in this video can someone help me plsss I fly want a hoodie before unus annus ends plssss helpppp

  • Mark: every like s a kiss on my booboo My brain: das a lot of corona...

  • This is literally me trying to open my BlendJet. If it wasn't that a whole smoothie was in there, I'd also leave it on my counter for over a year.

  • He looks like farquad with his hair tied up like that

  • Why does Mark muscles look like they are inflated ones but he just put it under his shirt

  • WAIT I LIVE IN TEXAS AND I WASNT TOLD THIS

  • As a barista can confirm those designed cups are #1 super cool and #2 ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO OPEN IF IT GETS STUCK. also its a SIREN not a mermaid. Sirens are deadlier.

  • This gives me flashbacks to being a Barista

  • 12:04

  • BY THE POWER OF DUM DUM I WILL cup

  • Markiplier is Korean Keanu reeves

  • 11:09 for myself for future reference

  • Small-mout mark is scary and funny at the same time

  • Impressive sir

  • i wish someone would talk to me like that all the time :( 12:53

  • i just watched this guy open a cup for 10 min. wtf is my life. . . .

  • 12:11 to 12:23 *Ethan you didn't do shit about this shut up*

  • God damnit I laughed at this stupidity

  • Run it under hot water to loosen what ever is sticky, keeping it closed lol

  • HOT WATER HOT WATER HOT WATER HOT WATER

  • Two guys one cup

  • Get this video to a million likes, this man needs his boo boo kisses.

  • The real reason mark isn't an engineer is because he too stubborn to innovate.

  • Fun fact: as a barista I actually had multiple people return these kinds of cups cuz of various issues with them

  • כע כעכעכע

  • Mark when he takes a fat one 8:29

  • Goofy guy

  • Stupid head

  • Give Mark the bubu kisses

  • Who here got mark's afk arena add.

  • Ethan - *puts top back on cup* Also Ethan - uhhh....MARK!!!

  • Imagine if just a thousand mosquitoes just flew out the cup.

  • His hands look like this: 11:54 So hers can look like this: 12:00

  • my mind inside was screaming "WRAP YOUR HAND IN THE SHIRT"

  • Mark: i need silence Ethan: **covers his eyes**

  • Is no one gonna talk about how the single sheet of toilet paper is how he dried off the cup?

  • Plot Twist: It opens by screwing in the opposite direction.

  • Look at those hands Amy 👀👉🏽👌🏽 yes those hands open so much

  • How was this a video 🤣

  • Why did I just watch 13 minutes of two adults trying to unscrew a lid

  • Watch it be a pop top

  • mark every other video: you better like it i got hurt

  • Hm...thought he was almost an engineer? XD

  • Trick to opening things like this (or jars) when they are good and stuck is to wear dish gloves. Helps you get a good grip and such

  • Dam.

  • The editing on this one was top notch.

  • He had it like this for over a year? This reminds me of that Toys in the Attic episode of Cowboy Bebop when Spike left lobster in the fridge for a year.

  • I just watched 13 minutes of two guys trying to open a bottle. And I would do it again

  • Nobody me trying to open the pickle jar at 3:am

  • Ethan: We did it! Mark: Is this communism I hear?

  • What is the thing at the start of the video were it goes venes tardes

  • Me the whole time: USE WD40 TO LOOSEN THE CUP LID