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  • memento mori

  • Mark pre bulk...

  • wow

  • GLIZZY

  • Pg 191, the Gospel of Unus Annus. "The sacrifice of the pinkie finger and its following sealing in the timecapsule signifies that a part of you will always be preserved, as a memory to withstand the passing of time and the return of our bodies to dust. Your story will remain."

  • The thing is The gun is probably safer than a knife since it probably wouldnt just blow up by touching a surface , nor would it fire when nothing is firing it

  • Can't stop laughing 😆 🤣 😂 💀 😄 😅 😆 🤣 😂 💀 😄 😅 😆 🤣 😂 💀 😄 😅 😆 🤣 😂

  • 11:50 that's the trippiest edit cut ever. Ethan's head teleported

  • They are doing five finger fillet wrong

  • I don’t see any comments acknowledging the random cinematic break in the middle of the video?

  • Summary of every single video: *chuckles* I'm in dangr

  • The gloves are cut resistant not stab resistant

  • fr fr when you guys intentionally waste my time like the wind blowing and sawing at the glove, I stop being sad the channel will be over, it will never waste my fucking precious time again. grr

  • if i had 2 options between belly flop and cutting fingers i would choose belly flop... just saying

  • as someone who's had a knife stab through my palm, seeing the damage on the finger stand ins is still shocking

  • Kinda disappointed that they didn´t use the Knife game song :/

  • Watching from the future! I am liking and commenting every video!

  • am i the only one deeply concerned that mark literally pointed and touched the knife to his chest at 12:38

  • watching this at 2x is a trip

  • Cute resistant does not mean stab resistant lol.

  • i think i’ll try this at home

  • This glove does not make you invincible * -bang-

  • Oh I love playing the knife game 😁

  • I did this really fast with a machete and I have two fingers and I’m in the hospital please help I’m broke I have no money

  • So those gloves are basics just Normal ass gloves, can protect from cuts, but you can still get cut with them on, idk sounds like a scam

  • That's false. You can't actually bite straight through your finger, you'd need to have jaws that can exert much more force to actually crunch through.

  • Eef: 'We're being safe, I'm not hurt, its just the butt end of the butter knife.' Mark: 'It's time to pull out the gat (^0_0^)'

  • why does ethan look like the dad from inside out

  • Ooooooh chop chop chop chop chop chop chop im picking up the speed and if i hit my fingers then my hand will start to bleed

  • Mark: *filles gray glove* My brain: SHIGARAKI HANDS

  • When Mork said “The Hand of Midas” ... I felt that.

  • i think my fab thing is when brought out the “gun” even though it was fake he still practiced pretty good gun safety

  • This is not how it is played

  • Rusty Cage take notes.

  • That carrot thing isn't true

  • Therapist: Wide hand can't hurt you Wide Hand: 5:15

  • (12:51) That one scene in 'We can't stop'

  • Jackass 4 babies

  • I like Ethans mustache

  • Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I have all my fingers The knife goes chop chop chop If I miss the spaces in between My fingers will come off And if I hit my fingers The blood will soon come out But all the same I play this game 'Cause that's what it's all about OHHHHHHH CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP I'm picking up the speed And if I miss the spaces in between My hand will start to bleed!

  • the fact that they arent singing the song specifically made for this game uncomforts me

  • It is like a horror

  • When mark was reading the warnings he sounded like major monogram from Phineas and Ferb Ignore how many spelling mistakes I've made

  • Who wanted rusty cage to comment

  • I watched the anime that amoe wa mou shinderu is from

  • Mark is scaring me having the blade end of that butter knife up

  • Mark: "So the *logical* next step is..." Me: "Oh no, steak knife" Mark: *pulls out a fucking gun* Me: *Screams*

  • My dads finger grew back, so they should be fine too. I know this is unusual but the veteran association has some special medication.

  • "give me a slap"

  • i wanna know where Mark bought that knife sooo badly

  • I like the end XDXD

  • wow mark is a bossy asshole

  • Anyone else remember Rusty Cage?

  • Are you trying to give me a heart attack????? Well, if so....

  • Hi

  • Fyi, those gloves do work well. Just not when you are directly stabbing the point down onto the gloves with a non-kitchen knife

  • Ethan looks like Ned Flanders from Simpson's in the beginning

  • I remember playing the knife game at lunch, my friends and I had competitions and we only had plastic knives, so we resorted to sharping pencils as sharp as we could and stabbing our hands. *We had issues*

  • I did it with a butter knife (knife end not butt end) and no gloves. It was extremely fun. And then I stabbed myself

  • Two hundred and sixty-ninth video: Finished.

  • Five finger fillet 🤪 I won a truth or dare tournament doing it :)

  • This was my birthday video and I love it! I laughed so fudging hard XD

  • I’m sorry but your finger is much stronger than a carrot. William Osam goes over it in some of his videos (easy source)

  • Watching them trying to not hit the fake hand with the knife, I was hoping they would sing the knife song but they never did. Still a good video to watch lol

  • I did this with a metal pen at school got a decent scrape that wouldn’t stop bleeding for about an hour but nothing gnarly. Ive used knives and stainless steel bottle openers with a dull point and I got quite fast to the point I’ve heard people say it was sped up which it’s not sped up

  • *zombie bites into finger* "Yum, just like a carrot."

  • Me knowing they’re cutting gloves NOT STABBING GLOVES: 👁👄👁

  • Anybody else bite there finger after mark said it was as easy as biting a carrot or am I weird

  • Me the entire time: *nervously sings the knife game song*

  • Mark would be an amazing bar tender. The hair, the voice, mostly everything

    • @Lydia lastname true true

    • Except the can't drink alcohol thing

  • No it takes a lot more force to bite through your finger than a carrot

  • Next video: DIY Finger Reconstructive Surgery

  • When mark wiped of the knife i felt a little somethin in my entire body

  • This reminds me of a time when I found a five finger fillet flash game when I was little and I tried playing it I thought the goal was to cut the fingers off and I always got confused when it said I'd lost I didn't get the point of the game

  • Thats a nice bb gun mark has, I’ve always wanted one of those ones lol.

  • What kind of knife did they used. It looks so cool lol.

  • This is such a fun activity to do with kids ! 100% will try ! Looks fun and mess free

  • How is this even still up on ISchats with all their rules lol

  • 3:42 Seriously? That's crazy! Eren Jaegar: hmph. WEAKLING.

  • I appreciate marks trigger safety👌

  • 12:44 feels like im watching mark in a robert eggers movie

  • the worst part is i know what it’s like to puncture through my finger it’s not fun, but uh, yeah those should heal right up😅

  • Is just me or is Ethan getting funnier?

  • Rusty is crying right now!

  • If we got Mark slowly sawing through his hand with a butter knife in August, I can only DREAM of what Halloween is gonna be like

  • I got to go back and rewatch some cuz I don't know how many have a secret ending or is it only the baby one. Don't watch while high

  • "Its not lethal!"

  • *cut-resistant gloves* *Mark & Ethan* : let’s try and stab em

  • Someone screenshot that and make "subject #1: *EEF"* a thing lol

  • Fuck yeah spread it

  • 12:47 show this to someone and make sure you tell them what it is

  • Rusty cage anyone??

  • So uh, does anyone else remember playing the knife game back in elementary school? ...anyone else remember the song?

  • they watched too much salad fingers and dont hug me im scared causing these videos

  • I was waiting for mark to shank his own eye for how close he kept getting, my brain was like; bro I know you are trying to keep your hand safe, but please stop leaning in!

  • Eef with the mustache hair and glasses combo kinda looks like Johnny Knoxville. Just me?

  • Stop making this channel so good😂

  • Is that the knife/dagger at marks bed? lmao

  • "i got all my fingers, the knife goes chop chop chop.."

  • They cut resistant, not thrust mark :(