The Koala Challenge: TikTok’s Intimate Couple’s Trend

Birt 19 ágú 2020
TikTok has brought us another challenge to CRUSH. All it requires is for one of us to climb the body of the other as if we were conquering Mount Everest.
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Ummæli

  • I'm gonna be devastated when this vid is gone

  • 7:01 i- just- just watch it

  • This is by far my favourite video. Wholy shit, the “hello mr penis” 10/10

  • "Hello mr. Penis" is my new favourite sentence

  • Welcome to another episode of “these guys both have girlfriends”

  • And it was at this moment, 5:04 , that Mark knew: *the backflip wasn't worth it*

  • As a Beatles fan I felt the "I'ma Beatles song" so much. I JUST ANT TO USE ONE EARBUD TO FALL ASLEEP WHYY??

  • The thing Ethan talks about in the beginning of the video of us knowing them but they don’t know us is why ISchats helps soooooo many suffering with depression. It’s like hanging out with a friend and really helps with loneliness and hearing positive messages like “you can do it” can really help.

  • Ethan always seems either drunk or high or both 😂😂 oh the joys of adhd😂😂

  • I love how when Mark jumped on Ethans back, Ethan instinctively made a horse sound

  • Oh my God Ethan is STROOONG!!! 😨

  • This is my birthday video lol.

  • 2:51 red text at the bottom “PHRASING MY DUDE”

  • wtf is the point of that?

  • git on da gwound mistew

  • The fact that Ethan didn't kiss Marks head like in the video upsets me 😂

  • I wonder when Mark will dump Amy and start dating his bff?

  • Bruh this is live and rare footage of my lil sister trying to steal my pack of gummy bears

  • Mark: *doesn't correct ethan when he says couples* Fanfic writers: YO WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!

  • Ethan's friendship with Mark is almost a modern day Cinderella story.. He got noticed, and won the friendship of the youtube prince..

  • The entire world: please social distance, for the future of our people and planet Corona deniers:

  • the first two minutes of this goddamn video had me fucking spiraling

  • we do this in pe for warmup

  • 6:36 Tf was that sound lmao😂😂😂

  • CN mark and Ethan get matching tattoos that say "unintentionally gay"?

  • I’m crying

  • we now know that if mark were ever to get hurt ethan could carry him and to me that’s wholesome

  • 6:48 the miracle of child birth am i right

  • I saw this in a performance of Twelfth Night with Shakespeare and Company. It was an amazing performance

  • 1:30 I’m so high right now

  • Who’s Ron somberest?

  • Screw couple goals, more like friendship goals

  • That gave me vibes of that one creepy video of a dating profile where the guy basically has a mental breakdown

  • Ethan: I’m a burden Me: ik how that feels

  • "You think you know us but you only see what we want you to see" me to my ex-girlfriend

  • Then you have me just bopping to Black Swan in the background of the tutorial video XD

  • mark: editor cut me out and place me in different places editor: i don't get paid enough for this shit

  • lmao this is definatly one of my favorite videos

  • This would have been the perfect time for that thermal crotch camera they talked about. Might have learned something about themselves.

  • Amy’s laughter at “hello mr. Penis” makes me so happy

  • Ethan the gymnast and Mark the Rock are kinda the perfect duo for this. This is truly an impressive feat.

  • ladies and gentleman, my birthday video

  • So,, is he, yknow, 3:17

  • 7:05 Mark really just threw Ethan on the ground

  • 7:02 Is it just me, or was that... kind of sweet? Like physical embrace? Idk maybe i just need a hug😂

  • Two hundred and seventy-ninth video: Finished.

  • Girl in video: *kisses cheek* Ethan: *chuckle* It’s part of it, I guess we gotta- Mark: *stare* ‘what has my life come to?’

  • Why did the first tiktok video choose Black Swan as the background music??? XD

  • Yeah... This is going to be one of those "was that a fever dream?" Episodes.

  • Welp its official eefan wants marks chicken in his bun they will add the mayo and make a sandwich. Lol eefan wants Mark. Eefan " ooh ohh my bawls " lmfao

  • This is crankaplier from now on they are crankaplier lmao

  • 6:45 *caveman mark gives birth to a melon man* 2020 colorized

  • I love how the let's get climbing thing is only in the right channel because it's only heapass doing it

  • 1:52 *mark; thinking about it*

  • O no, dis my birthday video

  • ETHAN IN A HAT IS ADORABLE GKSJGJS

  • Why have Mark and Ethan been launched into the sun at least 5 times at the end of a video before

  • @3:50 Every Korean drama ever!

  • That was the best ending ever!!!

  • Why did it look like Mark birthed Ethan?

  • This video- a non sexual 69 between bros

  • ethan are you okay

  • Just relized that black swan by bts was playing in the background of the og tiktok 👁👄👁

  • was Amy ok with this? This was extremely sexual!

    • I'm sure she is, they're not doing it to be sexual.

  • I actually laughed the whole video! I have never done that lol

  • Video: **starts** Me: **w H e e z E**

  • Gay goals:

  • 3:55 made me laugh far more than necessary

  • By far one of Eefs best intros 😂😂😂 it was just the perfect amount of craziness. I loved it

  • This video should be called "Ethan Using Mark As A Human Stripper Pole For 10 Minutes"

  • The music at 2:05 and Ethan’s whispering in Mark’s ears at 4:02 with the sound only in one side of the headphones at a time was a really nice touch in editing.

  • I fucking laughed so hard!!!!

  • Eef making all the gremlin noises

  • This has to be my favorite after the waxing video.

  • "Leave a like and subscribe for more self deprecation." 3:38 Um.. that was already the idea...

  • im sorry but the only thing I gained from this is that ethan capable of lifting me ;)

  • Eef: "And we similar look alike" [Eef.exe has encountered a fatal error]

  • ah yes my favourite porn stars😃

  • Something I’ve noticed that they do differently from a lot of other channels is when they do gay-ish straight things, the joke isn’t that it’s gay and being gay is weird, the joke is that they’re friends and that’s why it’s a little weird. I don’t know, I guess it’s just kinda nice to see guy friends being able to do things like this and not make mildly homophobic jokes the whole time. It’s refreshing.

  • ...the most romantic thing.....I ever seen in my life...

  • 4:00 when one of your earbuds dont work

  • Impressed how well Ethan held Mark.

  • I don't think I've ever wheezed this much in my life

  • The close zooms in this video made me laugh harder than anything in recent memory. Also the “Hello Mr. Penis!”

  • yup, definitely the weirdest porno ive ever watched

  • flawless

  • ... huh

  • "I am always stable, don't even try to unstablize me"

  • A little bit a Darkiplier slips out when he says I am always stable

  • Hear me out what if Mark always says to Ethan don’t touch me because everyone shipped septaplier as a gay couple and not just a Bromance and he doesn’t want the same thing to happen with Ethan

  • that hug at 7:03 is such a wholesome moment and gave me a sudden rush of touch-starvedness and how I long to be held that way

  • 1:55 mildly terrifying coming from mr soft boi

  • No one seems to be talking about how the TikTok account is called ron_somberest, which is an anagram of Norbert Moses.....???

  • i been doing the koala thing for years XD, sadly i cant right now cuz im cooking a bun in the oven XD

  • Really taking 69 to the next level xD

  • There's.. there's a Mark ad on the Mark vid.

  • Am I the only one watching Mark's hands...?

  • Ethan out here giving me "Habit" vibes (everymanhybrid)

  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Ethan just can’t function apparently