We Will Churn Thy Butter

Birt 25 sep 2020
Ah butter... the chicken of the bread. Peasant's Gold! The froth from which deliciousness pours. We discover the long forgotten mythical process by which that golden goodness is churned.
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Ummæli

  • He spit in his hand n i LOST it lmao 😂

  • 8:38 😌

  • Y'all can not end anytime soon after my bday and I know when this channel stops😭😭😭😭

  • how make butter ? = is this hentai?

  • I'm kinda disappointed they didn't actually try their butter on bread or something

  • (scott cawthon enters the chat) exotic butters

  • Unus Annus

  • you guys have terrible food safety, *touches floor for fifteen minutes* *places butter in hand*

  • “It tastes like butter” -Eef 2020 Most inspirational quote

  • Sounds like macaroni in a pot for this wet... nvm

  • Why is mark bouncing while he's turning the butter

  • “It tastes like butter!” -Ethan 2020

  • Is no one gonna talk about 2:27 lmao

  • sounds like mouthwash but looks like something else...

  • Ethan's reflexes at 0:50 tho

  • If you wouldn’t break my phone. Thx

  • Ethan always makes me laugh. "WTF I made noodles."

  • When ethan drop the cream he said spiderman

  • If you put that in a water bottle you can check it until it's butter

  • The fact that this fucking video was made on my birthday-

  • Not going to lie. I was completely mesmerized by Mark's biceps 👀

  • Not going to lie...when he slapped that churn I lost my shit...

  • I was going to comment how they need to add salt but they figured it out

  • eef coming in clutch with the bluescreen

  • I make homemade butter all the time and watching this is cringe but also hilarious

  • As a young kid I made butter in a jar at an old west, type of place. And it was unsalted but good

  • 3:15 After all that cleaning you're gonna touch that stuff to the floor!?

  • My mind the hole time went duty

  • Clean catch

  • Does this churn you on?

  • IT MAKES ME VERY UNCOMFY THAT MARK DIDNT SAY YOU CLOSE-

  • The random cut to Chica almost made me choke on my French fry

  • “What the fuck! I made noodles!” - Ethan Nestor , 2020

  • Ethan: is there any way we can speed this up? Mark: I think you’re doing it right now- Ethan: *spits into hand* Me: no.

  • I love the food making vids! This one and the cheese making vid are so good!

  • AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO IS CONCERNED ABOUT THE “YELLOW FOOD COLORING IN BUTTER” PART? Is it just me? Yes? Ok...

  • Back flip boyy

  • ethan: i know that you don’t like machines,you like to do things the old fashioned way (9:05) *gets flashback to mark making fnaf cake with rosanna*

  • “I think the salt really helps solidify it” The confirmation bias is strong with this on

  • I just forgot that mark is Asian

  • Mondo 🛵🏳️‍🌈 is typing...

  • Question is:Where the hell did they get a butter churn!?

  • You can get one of those small butter containers you get at the moives and fill it with heavy cream and some salt. And you shake it vigorously and you get butter ^-^

  • Why does mark look like john wick

  • I want some of there butter XD

  • Yea Greta gonna churn der butter. Grab the stick and yank it up und down. Start slowly then move it faster. Don't let it spill on der ground.

  • 8:34 when Amy said "no dont use the pink" Mark sounded so offended LMAO

  • Let me tell you, when Ethan spat in his hand I gasped lmao

  • why are they ending unus annus

    • @Gravel.Soup • 12 years ago are they going to have another chanels besides there own chanels

    • Unus annus means one year. That’s why they made the channel, to prove that death is inevitable and everything will end at some point

  • I never thought churning butter would look sexual.

  • Mark: But pink butter! Amy *being a responsible adult*: Yeah, no Mark

  • why is this so ... um... no for kids in waaaaaaayyyyssss

  • No one: Literally no one at all: Amy: "I like floor butter."

  • 12:39

  • Yo wth just shake heavy cream for 10 min and leave it by a window overnight

  • when mark started churning all i thouvht of was "yOu cLose? YOU cLose?"

  • Amy: We have no butter Mark and Ethan:👀👀 12:20

  • You can't spell or say butter without butt

  • it's not a joke mate

  • lol man that is so funny to mark

  • 7:41 marks turns into shrek

  • Butter: the CADILLAC of bread stuffers

  • Hippolyte Mege-Mouries made butter

  • THE SOUNDS MARK MAKES WHILE MAKING THE “BUTTER” are like IF HE IS DOING IT SKNDKWFB ITS SO WEIRD😭

  • Markiplier Makes Butter

  • butter

  • Ethan cutely saying “washing machine?☺️” is something I never knew I needed in life

  • I... well, yep. Accurate title is accurate.

  • Him: hafe n hafe Me: SHOTOOOOO

  • I WANNA SEE MARK AND ETHAN AS SPIDEY AND IRON MAN

  • Why is Ethan like such a mood tho

  • The fact that he actually spit in his hand 🤣😂😭

  • 8:33 oh my god that was so wholesome 😭😭😭😭👏👏👏

  • I died laughing when Ethan screamed FINGER HATS!

  • E X O T I C B U T T E R

  • This is now the "good" butter, cause why buy it when you can make it

  • Alternative title: Korean Man Pumps His Rod for Creamy Surprise

  • I'm watching this at 6 am (and not because I woke up early, because who needs sleep when there's Unus Annus to catch up on?) and this episode is really making me debate sneaking downstairs and making buttered noodles for myself. Let me emphasis: 6 am on a Thursday morning no less

  • Chica with her toyyy!

  • What is the timer for???

  • I was to late for the unas annus butter

  • pretty sure this comment has already been made but amys like the mom that agreed to help film their childrens videos

  • Just me or is marks head to big for his body

  • We did this at school once but with mason jars I bruised my jaw and in the end WE DIDNT PUT ENOUGH SALT TO PRESERVE IT!

  • Years without seeing mark... Tf is this? I didnt even know he was gay

  • If you let the cream heat up to room temperature first it’s much faster to make.

  • The greenscreen mark is going to be so wrong looking

  • Mark: "You gotta slap it around a little bit" *slap* "f*** off" *slap* "yeah, you like that?"

  • I wonder what they did with their butter😭

  • I fucking laughed my heart out after seeing the ending. I knew something like that might happen but it was still hilarious 🤣🤣🤣.

  • They are wrong butter milk Is just almost runt milk

  • Isn’t anyone gonna talk about how Ethan caught that bottle

  • Marks hair in the thumbnail really got me

  • Room temp heavy whipping cream makes everything go faster

  • Easier way to do this...... Put a pint in a Mason jar and just shake the hell out of it.

  • As soon as Ethan brought out the green screen I just KNEW

  • Wtf qm I thinking from what mark is saying and doing, I'm bad now,😭😭😭😭

  • So do I have to say it or nah I guess I do Markiplier highkey looks like Diego from Umbrella Academy season 2-

  • So, I‘m new here but I watched some of Marks Videos which is why I‘m confused by that timer. Does anyone know what it means??

  • Oh hell yeah for once I'm early