The Painful World of Aerial Silks

Birt 12 okt 2020
We stretch. We move. We dance. We fly. We silk like no one else before.
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Memento Mori.
Unus Annus.

Ummæli

  • Ethan just doing stretches Me trying so hard not to laugh because I respect Ethan to much...

  • this makes me miss arial arts :(((

  • Mark, twirls in upside down butterfly: "I'm a man."

  • The instructor was so nice and patient!! I Stan

  • Who else lost it at 4:10

  • Ethan is me going back to dance practice after not stretching for a week break

  • This was a super fast first lesson! I think she was teaching just to Mark, who’s done it before. I think Eef wasn’t given a fair shot haha

  • Me doing the stretches in bed like I am f i e t

  • I dunno if it’s me but just watching them do these videos makes me wanna try and be better in life and be more active. I love this. It’s funny but motivating

  • halfway in, nobody has farted yet, will continue to update

  • Ethan being disappointed in himself was too funny 😂

  • I teached silks for three years and I miss all this bs so much I understand her so much when they ask "This way?" and she goes like "Uhh..."

  • 8:29 HELPPPP THIS CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD- IM SOBBING AT 1AM SHSKSJSKSJIS-

  • 13:54 same eef

  • As someone who also has severe adhd, I can relate a lot to eef... a l o t

  • 4:08 7:49 8:27 11:23

  • lol 13:10 Ethan loses his shiznit - as do I. The graceful music over Mark's grunting had me chuckling pretty good :P Ethan in all seriousness you're pretty graceful up there buddy :) Might be a hidden talent hehe

  • lol i'm somewhat sorry for laughing - at the same time, it's nice to know i'm not the only one FEELING it when I try to get into certain poses in yoga lol

  • 8:29 WOAH WHAT-

  • This video is just Ethan and Mark complaining and groning

  • 13:53 when you're trying to work on your module classes

  • This makes me want to do gymnastics and I’ve always wanted to as a kid, but I just never went. Now I’m 20 and I feel like it’s too late for me to start

  • this woman reminds me of my 8th grade english teacher

  • Armpits, kneepits and bowpits *ASSPITTS*

  • Alternative title: We Ironically Commit Suicide

  • Why did I watch 33 minutes of Ethan and Mark grunting

  • Day one of commenting until senpai notices me

  • I just cant get over how awesome Taylor is

  • No one: Ethan: *giggle* a floating corpse

  • I cant do all of it without fearing for breaking my neck and die instantly 😂

  • I'm not sure why, but the instructor seems more annoying than last time?

  • Hey, Marks wearing a Corridor Digital/Crew shirt

  • Ethan whining is the most adorable thing I’ve seen

  • 8:30 😂😂why did I die with they did that edit of her falling

  • And here we have a Ethen and mark in their natural habitat

  • I'm a very not flexible, dislikes exercise person but this looks and sounds so cool though like.. I'd like to try

  • its such a shame this channel is gonna be no more in like 2 months. these are two of my favorite idiots ever

  • When eathen said he feels disgraced I feel the same way because I did gymnastics for 2 years then quit for 2 years then came back and I'm not neer as flexible as I was and I'm so sad about it☹

  • being and ex dancer be like "i am ashamed at what i cannot do anymore"

  • Wow mark is so majestic...

  • 3:06 ooh eee! nice

  • Alternate title *Ethan experiences the ravages of aging.*

  • 7:50 AAAAAAAAH

  • Whenever Ethan does it, i laugh at the noises he makes when he is trying to do it lmao

  • Watching this made my legs hurt.

  • Mark: dying Ethan: *hangs himself*

  • Too bad this will be deleted, there will be no evidence of Mark doing gymnastics better than Ethan

  • Oh the body pain the next days gonna be a bitch

  • i love how she asks consent to touch mark, thats something you dont see many people do

  • 8:26 why did this make me jump lmao

  • 17:55 I DIED WHEN I SAW HIM LOOKING LIKE THAT XD

  • Eef breathes like a 3 year old so much and i can relate

  • “drop my life to the floor” i can’t😂

  • you're basically crocheting yourself into the fabric and i would be terrified of my clumsy self's foot just going whoop

  • 29:12 Taylor is so cute I can't-

  • Again, as an aerealist, I'm so glad 😔✌️

  • like the corridor crew shirt

  • Mark is almost even beter thwn Ethan

  • OMG this is hilarious! Also glad this isn't me hahahaha

  • It’s been 333 days You have one chance Subscribe

  • Mark: so Eathan your 18 now right? Eathan: yeah why? 20 yo single moms who watch the show: *licks lips feriouslicly and horny like*

  • I can't even do a split lol

  • Random question but what’s the brand of Ethan’s shorts 🩳

  • Man I’m surprised that they aren’t wearing socks it looks too hot for ISchats

  • 13:08 he looks like a fly stuck in a spider web lmao

  • "I'm 5'2" Me: how old are you I'm almost six foot tall and I'm twelve

  • Welcome to eef has a breakdown

  • thats thats not what we do

  • This is the longest video so far! Rip people who haven’t caught up yet!

  • WHO EDITS THESE VIDEOS LMAOO!!

  • Mark: break my nose Ethan: *punches him no hesitation*

  • The position at 19:16 looks comfy tho like I could sit like that for hours.

  • eef 🤝 me being upset bc we arent as flexible anymore as we were a few years ago

  • This whole channel has been Ethan’s transformation into becoming Mark’s masochist apprentice

  • This was my b day vid

  • Anyone else doing a unus annus speed run? I need to watch a few more to catch up!

  • This is awkward

  • Ethan: I sat d o w n Mark: ohHhh

  • 0:47 killed me.

  • My favorite thing Mark ever said to Ethan so far 10:06

  • (5:52) *the moment when you get a chance to lay down in gym class*

  • Why are Mark's random sounds so funny?

  • Alternate Title: Ethan becomes a masochist and goes even further beyond

  • As a former gymnast, I can sympathize with the loss of flexibility

  • you guys should take a ballet class it would be so fun to watch

  • amy knows the angeles we want lol

  • I’m really happy that they realized Ethan needed help and actually helped him instead of letting him embarrass himself

  • They're so relaxed. Naturals. Much grace.

  • Ethan: [slips his head through the fabric] Taylor and Mark: [immediate concern]

  • Such elegant grunts xD

  • Me: having a bad day My friends: play the game I don't like Me: 24:11

  • 14:15 mark dont know his left and rights

  • Ethan looked like a gremlin

  • *that last bit didn't age well-*

  • Anyone else die from Ethan’s grunting-

  • 17:42 THIQUEIPLIER

  • 7:47 I evaporated 😂

  • Ethan: I'm 18 Me: Ok wait so if he's been doing yt for 8 years and gymnastics for 10 years, it checks out...

  • Ethan was just shaming himself, lol!

  • Wait is Mark wearing a corridor digital shirt