How to Rescue a Cat from a Tree

Birt 23 ágú 2020
We here at Camp Unus Annus will show you how to rescue a cat from a tree with our handy dandy Fuzzy Wubble Cat.
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  • I was eating a snack and when Eef Was saying "Spit them out!!" I almost choked on my food XD

  • mark and ethan: don't go into trees because squirrels mark and ethan: make a entire video climbing trees

  • Mark broke the buddy system how dare he. Does he not know the rules they're *both gonna d i e now MARK*

  • Plot Twist: Mark and Ethan aren't counselors, they were the oldest kids of the group, whom the actual counselors left in charge for a bit. Only the counselors didn't come back...and Mark and Ethan never left. And so they are just doing their best, working with the long-lost, half-forgotten rules of the book.

  • look scan observe react r u n

  • 3:39, but it is .-.

  • What... what was Ethan on during this video?

  • those are some tiny tiny shorts

  • WTF !!! we are just going to let pass the fact that Daddy Mark just fucking bodied that climb !!!???? 6:21 !!!!!!

  • Alternate title: What NOT to wear when climbing trees. I am a casual but avid tree climber and shorts and bare hands are not suitable for the activity.

  • My tree climbing heart is happy

  • Firefighters are proffesionals at this

  • Aw man Junior Woodchucks

  • I kinda want camp unus annus to be like a show

  • mark and eef flirting on a tree in front of marks gf

  • STAY OUT OF THE TREES!!!

  • Next time on Unus Annus: How to Rescue an EEF from a Tree

  • Ethan's officially gay 😂

  • Boost.

  • You want a boost here? cc

  • this video started out strong lol

  • I thought it said how to climb a tree like a cat.

  • Ethan: we're so kind and caring -A few minutes later- Mark: The cat stole the keys to your Tesla Ethan: *Grabs the cat and violently beats it against the tree*

  • fuck now i wanna climb a tree

  • 3:45 dont mind me

  • this is my birthday video. i’m not sure how to feel about it.

  • I think the booty shorts were Ethan’s idea.

  • So according to Ethan, once you reach the cat in the tree you just have to throw it to the ground and your problem is solved

  • Two hundred and eighty-third video: Finished.

  • Is no one going to comment about how when Mark climbs the tree, it is clearly visible that his shorts are inside out? Anyone? No, just me? Okay

  • ethan always gives me a lil bit of eric from that 70s show vibes

  • How to Rescue a Cat from a Tree- (simplified) Step 1: Acquire cat Step 1.5 (optional): Smack your buddy as hard as you can with new cat -Step 2: Get cat stuck in a tree (preferably by throwing it)- Step 3: Laugh at cat, mock mercilessly for being stuck in said tree Step 4: Walk away leaving it to die Step 5: Guilt trip yourself into going back to rescue the cat Step 6: Get a boost from your -dUmMY thiCC- partner -with the MEATY thighs- Step 7: Have several crises as you realize you forgot how to climb a tree Step 8: Make sure the entire world can see your CAKEY ASS as you ascend higher Step 9: Emphasize how close you are while complaining about how you can't reach it Step 10: Become enraged, fueled by the THOUGHT of this cat swallowing your (Tesla) car keys and grab cat in a fury, smacking it against tree repeatedly while screaming before chucking it at an 87 degree angle upwards and out of the tree, thus ensuring the cat is rescued

  • Damn. Mark's jump onto that tree branch was CLEAN.

  • mark getting onto the tree????? yeah

  • 6:24

  • Can we just talk about how effortlessly Mark jumped up to grab that branch- like- 👁👄👁

  • How do they just have.. no hair on their legs/arms at all? I'm so jealous.

  • Campus Annus is better than any summer camp I ever went to.

  • Alternate title entrapping a cat making fun of it and trying to fake rescue it

  • I really want to know where they are doing this, if only to ask the owners if they knew what they were getting themselves into.

  • Everytime I hear them saying buddy and camp in the same sentence my mind just goes "Camp Buddy" I mean it could be the live action🤷‍♀️

  • legend says he’s still in that tree to this day

  • this video called me fat and weak

  • The part where they scare the bear away kills me every time 😭😭

  • 4:02 This reminds me very heavily of that scene in The Hunger Games.

  • dear evan hansen:

  • 2:25 My dog throwing up after he got into the package of hot dogs at the 4th of July “bbq” I threw alone in my apartment.

  • Legend has it that Ethan is still in that tree

  • These are really funny and edited really well. I can't stop saying it.

  • "Help those in need". ... Am I certain this isn't morally ambiguous Boy Scouts?

  • this content is giving me life tbh 👁️👄👁️ iconic

  • Legends say he's still in the tree to this day.

  • step bro i’m stuk in a tree step bro being like gotta get that cat while flirting with bear

  • This is a _Fuzzy Wubble_

  • 8:17 I'm sure he says that a lot

  • Can we all appreciate that the both of them could have very easily gotten *very hurt* in this video?????

  • 0:48 ah, so mark is a skunk ape. caveman mark makes complete sense

  • Mark and Ethan: *Buddy system* Ethan: *In tree* "What if I'm the one stuck in the tree?" Mark: "Don't worry, you have a buddy." Also Mark: *Climbs tree after Ethan is in it* Me: *Confusion* "I don't think the buddy system works that way."

  • They're both so fit🤣👍

  • Episode 2: How to save a tree from a cat

  • Ethan: throws it as high as possible Mark: looks up at it then back at him😂😂😂

  • That’s a good climbing tree ngl

  • Nobody: Mark: Is that a BeAr??

  • Ethan has the nicest shoes. Like, in general

  • HOW DID ETHAN CLIMB THIS TREE BUT HE'S TOO AFRAID TO A LOT OF OTHER EVERDAY SHIT

  • Mark and Ethan sitting in a tree K I S S I N G

  • Yo, why is Mark so DUMMY THICK

  • where can I sign up for camp unus annus

  • EVERY single video I reach a point where I'm literally screaming at the screen "This is where they die. THIS is were they die!" Even though I know there are more videos....

  • Unus Annus

  • what the hell am i watching

  • these outfits....

  • This is the video that made me realize I was bisexual

  • i love how they’re literally wearing kinda long socks and shorts. *the true men.*

  • Ethan looks good in shorts 👀❤

  • Y'all in the comments really can't climb huh?

  • I wish they sold those shirts

  • Wish they had done a cut to a real cat in a tree for just a second

  • The whole time he was climbing up i was just thinking "he has no idea that climbing down is harder" and here we are. Poor Eef

  • In my opinion this was the funniest intro 😂

  • Ethan looks so good with this longer hair

  • QQ

  • I'm a lil late bc life but finally I'm here My birthday video! ♡

  • Ethan: you ever just... sorta think about- Me: GET THE CAT

  • Ethan Nestor and Mark Fischbach Autocorrect: Did you mean aggressively gay camp counselors?

  • 3:39 James Harden be like

  • I’m so incredibly sad I missed the camp unus annus merch. Hopefully on then last day or week they bring back all the merch or something bc that would be cool as hell.

  • I love that this was the video I got on birthday

  • Listen to 3:09 while closing your eyes

  • The noises Ethan makes...

  • *Two words: "Saving Cat".* *Find this video on youtube, it's by cadko2000 . Turn on subtitles and you'll see how real men rescue cats from trees.* You can thank me later xD

  • YEAH MAN ILL TAKE A B O O S T

  • Another tip wear proper clothing lol

  • This is the gayest video yet

  • Ethan has bottom energy

  • ethan why is a tree the best place to twerk?

  • always remember kids, LSORR: look scan observe react run

  • The former gymnast, hanging upside down by their legs: "How do I do this?" So... Clearly he wasn't an apparatus guy... More of a floor routine dude?

  • 1:55-2:06 A new contender for the gayest thing said on this channel, so far.

  • Mark:" You have to stay 6ft away from trees to be safe from squirrels" *Also Mark two videos later, climbing a tree with Ethan*