Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming

Birt 11 okt 2020
Today, Mark conquers his fear of the deep, dark ocean. The fear of the unknown. The fear... of what lurks below.
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  • Ethan is my hero in this video. No idea what he's doing but it's totally having a great time in the pool. Amy must be so desensitized to these two; I couldn't have filmed this without laughing every 30 seconds at Ethan scaring the piss out of Mark.

  • This channel wouldn't be the same without Ethan

  • The goongozler

  • ah yes the holy trio, the gongoozler, amy and he hoo

  • If someone was going to reupload ONE video from unus annus, what would you want it to be? For me it would be this one.

  • Hear me out: you’re playing D&D. You have to escort an NPC safely back to their village as part of your quest. You’re almost done with your journey; all that stands between you and the town is a lake and a couple hills. But, as you watch the sun dip below the horizon, the NPC begs to settle down and camp for the night. You understood his fatigue, but your whole party just wanted to get to the village and get to an inn. No one wanted to spend another night laying on the hard ground. You firmly told the NPC that you would be crossing the lake tonight, whether he joined you or not. Your party rallied around you (which was honestly surprising, normally you didn’t feel as if you fit in) and you all began to wade into the water. The NPC began to follow you in, though he seemed incredibly cautious and paranoid. You heard him whispering under his breath, and though you tried to listen to what he was saying, you couldn’t quite make it out. Your party was halfway across the lake when the NPC suddenly disappeared under water. Everyone panicked; they would only be able to continue the quest when the NPC had made it safely to town. Those who could see in the darkness began diving under to look for him, while the others called for him above the water. It’s as if he had vanished. After 15 minutes of searching, your party was exhausted. They began making their way back to shore to gather their strength for another search of the lake. You were about 5 yards from the edge when you felt something brush your foot. You kicked instinctively, but realized it could be the NPC grasping for help. A member of your party dove deep into the water, and you saw bubbles float up to the surface. Exhausted but increasingly concerned, you ducked under the water to search for your friend. There was nothing but darkness; your eyes weren’t meant for night vision. You felt something brush your foot again, this time holding tightly onto your toe. You kicked again, breaking free from the creature’s grasp. You quickly spun around, coming face to face with... the NPC. The rest of your surroundings were dark, but their glowing green eyes illuminated the face of the man you were supposed to be escorting to safety. He smiled sickly; his once-obnoxious smirk now seemed twisted, demented. You screamed, but instead your vision was distorted by the bubbles of air escaping your lungs. You felt the water moving below you, and suddenly you felt your self moving away from the surface. Your chest ached for air, but you were being dragged to the bottom of the lake at an impossible speed. Your last shred of hope faded as you were engulfed in darkness, the light of the moon unable to reach so deep into the water. Fluid filled your lungs painfully, your body shutting down. Another victim of the gongoozler.

  • my friend: what scary movie should we watch? my brain: the gongoozler

  • The utter panic when Mark came back up from his dive

  • Everytime eef says the gongoozler is just super funny and could be used as a shot count

  • A gongoozler is a person who enjoys watching activity on the canals of the United Kingdom. The term is also used more generally to describe those who harbour an interest in canals and canal life, but do not actively participate. the definition i guess

  • I can vouch for Ethan that in Cape Elizabeth, our oceans and lakes are not lit up!

  • This is my favorite unus annuals video because of ethan

  • im sorry but this isnt my "how to swim" tutorial

  • It's just a pool though.... not the ocean

  • "The Gongoozler" a movie by Markiplayer. "Its completely useless" -IGN

  • I feel bad for anyone who was trying to sleep😂

  • this is my exact fear

  • Amnesia: Ethan's descent

  • this isnt conquering his fear this is Eef traumatising him

  • Btw the Gongoozler is actually a thing... It's in the urban dictionary; *The Gongoozler prefers the pitch black of night. It lurks in the deep end of a perfectly normal pool (Or ocean) that have only been heated for 2 hours. The Gongoozler will heeeeeeeh swim up to you, take you by the toes, and bring you down down into the frothy depths. The tail of the Gongoozler is considered to be a mighty relic. If you see a shadow in your pool at night, it may be the shadow of the Gongoozler. If you have ever heard the call of the Gongoozler you know death is coming.* Momento mori friends! 33: 11: 51: 11. Mark better watch out swimming around in his pool at night or the Gongoozler might grab him by his toes and drag him to the depths... Dragging him further beyond. Btw I'm pretty sure Ethan posted this..... He's the only one crazy enough to make it XD Amy would go all out.... Mark would give up and yell at Ethan for no reason

  • Ethan: THE GONGOOZLER! Mark: WHAT IS THAT! Ethan: Wouldn't you like to know... Mark: YES I WOULD!!!!!!!!! Mark again :/ : Get the fuck away... Get the fuck away! *Slaps with leg* Ethan again :/ : THE GONGOOZLER HAS BEEN HIT!

  • 4:19 literally me on any occasion in a body of water

  • We need the Gongoozler vs Melon Man vs Caveman Mark

  • Mark: *swimming around scared out of his mind* Ethan: *weeping angel/whack-a-mole vibes*

  • *T H E G O N G O O Z L E R*

  • Alt title: Mark Tries Not To Murder Ethan For Nearly 9 Minutes

  • Alternate title: Two grown men, one on crack, on terrified for his life, who will survive.....? *THE NIGHT SWIMMING*

  • Oh god I have a similar fear and this whole video is terrifying...

  • New Englanders really are just Like That

  • Who else laughs when Ethan gets like this

  • I'm so sad to know that this channel is getting deleted after the timer goes out

  • Alt title: mark and ethan switch personalities

  • I actually searched "Gongoozler" and this is the definition: A gongoozler is a person we enjoys watching activity on the canals of the United Kingdom. The term is also used more generally to describe those who harbour an interest in canals and canal life, but do not actively participate." XDDD

  • The actual definition of a gongoozler: A gongoozler is a person who enjoys watching activity on the canals of the United Kingdom. The term is also used more generally to describe those who harbour an interest in canals and canal life, but do not actively participate.

  • Thats my fear too.

  • TRY BEING BURIED ALIVE THATS MY GREATEST FEER

  • 33

  • A gongoozler is a person who enjoys watching activity on the canals of the United Kingdom. The term is also used more generally to describe those who harbour an interest in canals and canal life, but do not actively participate.

  • Night swimming is the best haha

  • this just confirms that i’m inlove with ethan more and more

  • Unus annus has made more cryptids than trevor Henderson

  • This is what ethan said about i google searcged this lol. THE GONGOOZLER A very SPOOKY being that hides in your pool only at night. The gongoozler will venture out into your chlorine liquid, and rest right before dawn, when it wakes and leaves. It takes the form of a half fish, half pre-pubescent man. It repeats his name, and is particularly interested in men named Mark Fishbach. "The GONGOOZLER will hEEHHHHH swim up to you, take you by the toes, and bring you DOWN down down...."

  • Ethan: will swiiiiiiim up... And take you by the tooooes... I lost it 😂

  • I would like to start a petition to make the Gongoozler into an actual movie.

  • gongoozler is a carnivorous being that dwells in any type of watering hole (or pool) with the appearance of a mermaid. It will toy with its prey for hours until it feels ready to strike. Before it attacks it lets out a haunting cry that many fear....I wish you luck mark.

  • Ah yes, Heehoo the gremlin of the forest, and the Gongoozler, the gremlin of the lake

  • eef: Ì̭̼̫͇̲ͮ̆̚̕͘͞͝͝ţ͆̄̉̓͐ͪ͒͏̮͈̲͓͎̤̹̻̫̩̻̣̹̝̟͜͡ ̴̷̹̰̫̠̼̜̔ͤ̍͋͛̕ͅi̷̵̢̛͙͚̙̩̱̯ͯ͗̒̓̔ͪͤ̕s̹͓̫̳̹͆͐̅ͪ́ͪ̈̑̊̌ͤ̑ͪ͊ͦͯ́̄̓̀͜͝ ̶̶̶̧̠̗̫͈̠͈̳͔̂ͩͫͭ̈́͊̂̅̿͊̈́̀̐̈ͬͯt̴̥͉̩͙̣͇̼̦̪ͩ̍̔̌ͧ͋̌̚͝h̢̬̳̘̥͔̝̲̮̻̼̓̒ͩ̈́ͭ͗͛̑̿̆͗ͮ̈́̄̓̆̕͜ͅe̵̴̛̳̫̬̦͎̖̙̦̱̣̝̹̫̻̝̞̟͚̓͊̏̈́ͣ̀̚̚͝ ̴ͧͦ̀̆͋͏̳̜͇͍̩̱͔̠̳͝ͅG̢̹̹̬̫̲͚͓͎̜̬̞̼̣͙͈̤͎̞̼͒ͤ͌̓ͩ͗̀͝O̦̜͚̦̘̞̯͓̘͈̫͐ͮ̌ͪ̓ͪ̊ͣͨͯ́͆ͩ̊́̿ͨͧ͒́͡N̶̥̲̤̭̒̌̈́ͣͤ́͌̄̓̐ͥ̊̍ͭͪ̒̇͑͢͜͝Ĝ̛̛͍̰͇̫̲̤͓̟͓̤̮͖̝ͫ̓̋̃͋͂̆ͬͭ̐ͣ̈̂O̴̼̬̺͕̺̱̐̈́͂̿ͧ͋̅͐̒̿͂̎ͣ̀͘͢Oͦ͌ͥ̅̎̎͊ͪ͆ͮ̆ͪ͂ͬ̾̈̿͘͠͏͕̥̰̭̗͔͖̜̳̖̳̕Z̸͚͓͎̟͚̟̮̝̯͇̦̤̼̳ͭ̓̔̇͊ͭ̿̓ͦ̔̇L̷̟̙̤͍̥̪̐̓ͭ͆̄͋̊ͪ͛͂͗̆̌̊ͤͮ̈́̂̃͘E͈͇̼͇͉͇̠̝̘͕̻̙͈͛͂̽̾͐͐̓ͩͭ̿ͪ̽̔͝R̴͕̖͎̻̞̼̰͚̦̘̩͇͓͓̩̘̫ͯ̿̅̑̄̎ͬ́͘͟ mark: *mom come pick me up im scared*

  • The mermaid tail was such a good idea 😂😂

  • A gongoozler is a person who enjoys watching activity on the canals of the United Kingdom. The term is also used more generally to describe those who harbour an interest in canals and canal life, but do not actively participate.

  • 6:48 MARK THE GONGOOZLER IS BEHIND YOU

  • Now that I think about it swimming in the dark sounds terrifying

  • petition to rename the video title "mark acting like a baby for 9 minutes straight"

  • Damn mark I think you should be a navy seal

  • Some people fear snakes, some spiders, but I fear.... the *gongoozler*

  • I think they should have gone swimming with sharks before the lockdown

  • Do I hear Subnautica music?

  • Unus Annus fans🤝Creepypasta fans ⬆️ The Gongoozler

  • Why is there no GonGoozler Merch

  • "Amy don't leave me here.. " "I see ya. " That was so cute ♡´・ᴗ・`♡

  • THE GONGOOZLER

  • Now go fishing while swimming at Midnight It’s fun but scary as hell

  • This video is the only time I’ve been tempted to save an Unus Annus video

  • Also can we appreciate that incredible dive that Ethan did at the end? Just pure perfection 'chef's kiss'

  • When Mark asked Amy not to leave and she she was right there, idk if it was legit, but I appreciated it.

  • Why do I feel like the gongoozler could be a goosebumps episode

  • Awww the genuine amy don't leave me here

  • The Gongoozler is my all-time favorite bit that Ethan has EVER done😂😂😂😂😂

  • What did the neighbors think...

  • I love marks man tail.

  • We need a documentary type video of confronting the gongoozler, like they did with the heehoo

  • Gongoozler🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Rare footage of the gongoozler

  • Alternate title: Mark faces the infamous Gongoozler.

  • This is literally Ethan bullying mark for 8 minutes straight.

  • SCP Containment: "Ethan is gone, there is only.... *The Gongoozler*

  • Ṱ̷̡̥̼̫͕͚̋̐͊́̈́̕̕H̵̖͓͖̪̐̂E̷̡̨̛̼̞̝̯̟͕̗̽̒̀̂̑͌͗͒͝ͅ ̵̧̻̲̯͘G̵̪̘̼͕͗̂̈́͗̇͋͝O̵̧̜͔̍Ņ̸̗͚̹̼̺̱͚̻̺͗͋̅̑̅̐G̴̭̖̒̇͑̈́̑͆Ö̷̢̰̬̙̪͛O̶̲͈͓͍̖͑̑̔͂̒̎Z̴̥̳̓̐͌̐̅̀͝Ļ̴̧̪̹̥̰̱̄̀̅̓̊̊́̉̚E̵̡̳̳̭͌Ȑ̵̡̝͙̹͉͎̈́̕͜

  • The Gongoozler is amazing, I love it.

  • Mark reminds me of when we were going through a puppy training course with our dog, and we got to the swimming part. He hated it, but that hatred of the water made him fucking book it to the other end of the pool and climb out faster than I'd ever seen him move before.

  • Damn. This makes me miss the time I used to have a pool and go night swimming under the stars.

  • 6:09-6:30 🤣

  • GONGOOZLER IS ALREADY ON URBAN DICTIONARY HAHAHHAHAHA

  • I looked up gongoozler and I just- "A gongoozler is a person who enjoys watching activity on the canals of the United Kingdom. The term is also used more generally to describe those who harbour an interest in canals and canal life, but do not actively participate." WHAT

  • Imagine if mark found out about SCP-1128

  • This is a phasmophobia map

  • Guys, please create whole video just about Gongoozler, it's one of the best things created. Like ever :D

  • you and ethan should do a real life outlast haunted house or something

  • true mainers know who the gongoozler is 😌

  • Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean man, ocean man Ocean man Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean man

  • I like how this shows what a genuinely terrified Mark looks like. Usually, he’s more vocal and loud, but he’s heaving for air at times. He’s much less talkative and even speaks in a quieter tone.

  • The Gongoozler is just Hee Hoo but aquatic

  • When mark said "endeavor" i thout of mha almost right away lol

  • i absolutely get it, water is freaking scary as it is.. well big bodies of water

  • Okay, turns out marks thalasophobic. One of us.. One of us.. One of us.. One of us

  • Gongoozler means some one who likes marine life

  • okay but we need a documentary on *the gongoozler*

  • i don't swim alone i hate it, alao won't swim in a lake or other places even with someone

  • Eat your cereal

  • for some reason this is one of the videos I'll miss the most once unus annus passes away

  • 0:54 salad fingers?

  • its because he plays too many scary games