How to Safely Bury Your Friend

Birt 25 ágú 2020
When out in the woods, a lot can go wrong. In the case something does, you need to know how to bury your buddy quickly and efficiently enough so they won't get eaten by bears (again)
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  • unus annus: how to safely bury your friend billie eilish: *interesting*

  • THERES SOMEONE WATCHING IN THE TREES

  • This camping trip was just a coverup so they could go into the woods and bury a body without being suspicious

  • Ethan looks like an eboy. Mark looks like a soccer player. Both look like they are not in their preferred environment.

  • You'll dig a grave with me sounds suspiciously a lot like you got a friend in me from toy story🤣😂

  • Next time on Unus Annus: How to Make Ultra Pee

  • mark forgetting his tactical shovel? how could he

  • i feel like i just watched an entire musical

  • I want them to make sound track of all the songs they have made up, I would buy it

  • Wait, it's been some time. What happened to the tactical shovel?

  • Imagine just casually camping around and you can see two men digging the ground in the distance singing and dancing. **Suspicious face**

  • oh god i'm a month behind someone help me

  • them: why do you watch unus annus? me: for the musicals... duh

  • i can't believe this is a 16 minute video of two guys digging a hole lmao

  • Unus annus pseudobiology is my favourite biology

  • can we all please take a moment to admire how fucking amazing that song was even the lighting and like zooms were always perfectly on point

  • 4:00 "digging myself a grave... digging myself a grave... when the road gets... tough ahead... you can just dig a grave and, climb in instead... no dont go back to your comfortable bed... youll dig a grave with me... youll dig a grave with me" i didnt watch the whole video when i made this i didnt know they actually sang that in the video thats clever of them lmao sorry

  • given the fact that this is being filmed in the LA area, and over the past century there's been a lot of $erial k!llers that have operated in the surrounding area of LA, there's a fat chance that a 6ody could have been buried near where they are teaching how to bury someone (within the past century ofc) :)

  • oh thanks, I will need to know how to do this soon...

  • Watching this in 1.5x speed is a fucking ride

  • Uhh screw the “if you aren’t good Santa won’t give you presents!” Let’s do “if you aren’t good you’ll be buried alive by unus annus!!” Another joke btw Who else now wants to buy a coffin and just lay in it and watch unus annus videos. Because they make death and stuff feel comfortable tbh

  • My throat feels sore from even looking at the dust in 6:41

  • logan paul be like: no

  • Why am I strangely happy about the fact that this was my birthday video

  • Me: Where is Marks tactical shovel Amy: Mark where is your tactical shovel Mark:😡

  • Anyone else a little entranced by Marks thighs?

  • WHERE TF IS THE TACTICAL SHOVEL im pissed

  • Two hundred and eighty-fifth video: Finished.

  • We need an Unas Annus soundtrack pronto!!👏👏

  • If they were really big brain they could make a dvd collection set lol

  • Ventus: 13:15

  • Amy: Mark, where's your tactical shovel? Mark: *So you have chosen death*

  • when unus annus becomes a musical

  • this was quite the fever dream

  • When Ethan looked into the camera I was so scared he was gonna yell "WHY ARE YOU RECORDING???"

  • bruh anyone watching from outside in person must’ve been like: HUHHHHHHH?

  • The fact that they went in sync with the song they were singing with each stroke

  • Camp Unus Annus is a cover for two god-cannibalistic-murderer best friends to carry out their dastardly plans

  • AS SOON AS I PRESSED PLAY I STARTED SINGING THE DIGGING MYSELF A GRAVE SONG AND I WAS GOING TO BE SO MAD IF THEY DIDNT INCLUDE IT AND NOW IM DYING

  • Mark flexing his knees really has me crying 😭 I was so in the moment that I just didn’t expect that omd 😭😭

  • 11:12 You’ll Dig a Grave with Me starts here

  • I was just thinking about the film Holes when Ethans started singing Oo

  • What do you want from me? Why don't you run from me? What are you wondering? What do you know? Why aren't you scared of me? Why do you care for me? When we all fall asleep, where do we go? (Come here) Say it, spit it out. What is it exactly? You're payin'? Is the amount cleanin' you out? Am I satisfactory? Today, I'm thinkin' about the things that are deadly The way I'm drinkin' you down Like I wanna drown, like I wanna end me Step on the glass, staple your tongue (ah) Bury a friend, try to wake up (ah-ah) Cannibal class, killing the son (ah) Bury a friend, I wanna end me I wanna end me I wanna, I wanna, I wanna... end me I wanna, I wanna, I wanna... What do you want from me? Why don't you run from me? What are you wondering? What do you know? Why aren't you scared of me? Why do you care for me? When we all fall asleep, where do we go? (Listen) Keep you in the dark. What had you expected? Me to make you my art and make you a star? And get you connected? I'll meet you in the park, I'll be calm and collected But we knew right from the start that you'd fall apart 'Cause I'm too expensive It's probably somethin' that shouldn't be said out loud Honestly, I thought that I would be dead by now (wow) Calling security, keepin' my head held down Bury the hatchet or bury a friend right now The debt I owe, gotta sell my soul 'Cause I can't say no, no, I can't say no Then my limbs are frozen, my eyes won't close And I can't say no, I can't say no (Careful) Step on the glass, staple your tongue (ah) Bury a friend, try to wake up (Ah-ah) Cannibal class, killing the son (ah) Bury a friend, I wanna end me I wanna end me I wanna, I wanna, I wanna... end me I wanna, I wanna, I wanna... What do you want from me? Why don't you run from me? What are you wondering? What do you know? Why aren't you scared of me? Why do you care for me? When we all fall asleep, where do we go?

  • My dad’s name is Gerald

  • Ethan does seem like he'd most likely be arrested for accidental insider trading.

  • The "Digging My Friend a Grave" song is actually an encore from the sand castle markiplier makes. Some of the lyrics are the same, but others are kinda different.

  • I can’t believe they got us to watch 15 minutes of digging a hole

  • Anyone into dog emojis at funeral?

  • Tbh kinda disappointed to not see the unus annus coffin

  • Did they murder someone?

  • Omg Ethan it's illegal to be this funny staaap

  • Good holes! 👌

  • I heard billie eilish wrote a song about this video

  • This was the Unus Annus emo phases

  • This was my birthday video.

  • i name everything Gerald so when they said Gerald, i flinched😂

  • If 2020 was a video

  • Me and Amy: Where's Mark Tactical shovel? Mark: Death glare and crys on the inside

  • toy story 4:you got a friend in me unus annus:digging our friend a grave

  • Holes looks a little different here

  • They need to make an Unus Annus album

  • I always love when they use music from “Who Killed Markiplier” in a regular video

  • when you take billie her song to serious

  • I was just about to comment asking about Marks tactical shovel, and then Amy did. So thank you Amy for saving me from the wrath of Mark.

  • why is it when ethan sings it reminds me of a while ago when he made up his own country song and mark said "that's toe tappin music" like right when ethans foot was tappin it clicked in my brain like hey that reminds meh.....

  • So, I made a full version, tell me what you think: Digging our friend a grave Digging our friend a grave When the road gets rough ahead You can just dig a grave, throw your friend in instead No, don't go back to that comfortable bed Oh, you'll dig a grave with me Hey buddy, you'll dig a grave with me Digging our friend a grave Digging our friend a grave He got killed, and we will too So digging a grave is what we're going to do Right now there's one but later there will be two 'Cause you'll dig a grave with me Oh c'mon, you'll dig a grave with me Some other campers may be smarter than we are Taller and funnier by far But they will never dig a grave that is just as good as ours Just look at it now And when the days go by This channel will sadly die It's just natural, wait and you'll see Cause' you'll dig a grave with me You'll dig a grave with me You'll dig a grave with me

  • I wish they would sell these shirts again, I want want so bad ;w;

  • i dont understand the tactical shovel story? is there a video about it???????????

  • B.E.C.W.U.B. _Be Extra Careful With the Ultra Bpiss_

  • Anybody got the fingerstyle guitar song at the end ?

  • This is actually just a group of potential murder children being taught how to murder and get away with it. They have to murder each other, with the camp counselors joining in, and the last two standing get to be the next camp counselor pair. The camera person has their own set of trials.

  • i have this song on my spodify playlist same a there cheese song

  • During the whole intro I was just thinking that this was basically going to be a video on how hide a body for serial killers 🤔🤔🤔🤔

  • Mark: "I'm just going to speak about Gerald here, so don't take any of this about you. This is about Gerald." Ethan: *Lies in hole contently* Mark: *Talks about Gerald, but sounds much like Ethan* Ethan: *Accepts the role of Gerald*

  • MARK YOU FORGOT TACTICAL SHOVEL!!!

  • Petition to make Camp Unus Annus a real summer camp

  • 10:16 Amy: So what do you rate each other's holes? Shippers: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • 10:27 Mark: Oh Ethan holes are like- 9/10, like they're stellar. Ethan: Thank you. Thank- Thank you. Mark: Always. Consistently. Ethan: I would say the same for you.

  • BRO THE WAY MARK'S FACE DROPPED WHEN AMY BROUGHT UP THE TACTICAL SHOVEL WAS REALLY WEIRD. LIKE I WASN'T SURE IF HE WAS ABOUT TO CRY OR SANGWOO HER ASS LIKE OMFG HE'S SUCH A GOOD ACTOR

  • I thought this vid was about how to safley get hit in the balls based on the thumbnail

  • At the end I was expecting Mark to go “ITS A ZOMBIE KILL IT!!” And that be the emd

  • 4:47, 10:15 Example of the numerous moments that can be used out of context.

  • Can we have a Unus Annus musical? I already have the Playlist

  • damn that grave digging song is a bob though

  • Damn I need to make me some _ultrapiss_

  • They were singing some BOP's

  • They don't look like they know how to dig a hole

  • This entire channel is a cry for help XD

  • They should make ultra piss

  • Mark and Ethan: *Talks about which way u have to place the body so there won't be any long term body damage as if the body will still be in pain or worry about this after it's dead*

  • I like how they're talking about burying someone alive with insurance and breathing and stuff.

  • I love how these camp Unus Annus videos become more unsettling as time goes on. It reminds me of the Don't Hug Me I'm Scared videos where things start off happy and joyous and slowly start to turn inside out and become sinister. It's awesome

  • disappointed by the lack of tactical shovels here

  • Whaddup I'm Jerold, I'm 19, and I never fucking learned how to make actual friends that would actually help me survive in the wilderness

  • rip eef

  • Imagine this is the first Unus Annus video someone watches. Like no context just-- *this* lmaooo

  • 3:04 what about “bears don’t stop masochists”? Ahem Mark

  • 11:40

  • How do they not crack up laughing at everything they say?

  • YES HE DID A RE CREATION OF THE DIGGING MYSELF A GRAVE SONG

  • This video was a GRAVE mistake BADUMTSS!

    • Like my existence