The Annual Unus Annus Dunk Contest

Birt 27 júl 2020
Every year for one year only, Mark and Ethan go head-to-head to see who can shoot the biggest hoop.
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Ummæli

  • they did it well enough

  • Why is this just every 4th grader at recess

  • I just came here after watching nba posterisers, and i must say Michael Jordan.. AINT GOT SHI-

  • My boi traveled

  • I see they finally bought their cult compound

  • Brokeback mountain hmmm?

  • this video is so beautiful and scenic for what

  • I don't know why I expected the ball to go flying way past the fence when mark chucked it behind him at 9:20

  • I can't believe Mark left Ethan hanging like that.

  • This hurts to watch 🤣

  • Me: *sees title* oh wow, they’re going to get a low hoop and attempt to play my sport! mark and ethan: *no*

  • Lol

  • As a basketball player watching them dribble was very entertaining to me. lol

  • this is like when wunch and holt were insulting each other with bullshit basketball terms

  • I love that "tak" is still tak..

  • for how athletic they are very unathletic Alex must be disappointed

  • Can you imagine seeing a pregnant caveman in the middle of the desert grunting and climbing up a basketball pole? I live in the Northeast, so I’m not super familiar with Californian regularities, but I’m pretty sure you don’t see this everywhere.

  • I never liked sportball games, but this is a good one, I like this. Also is this an homage to those Play60 ads on tv?

  • Markiplier is just a more muscular/shorter Korean Keanu Reeves

  • As a basketball player this both caused me to cringe and laugh uncontrollably. This was the most amount of baskets I've ever seen anyone miss in a row, let alone from young, athletic men.

  • Arr they drunk?

  • 3:25 that's a hell of a walk

  • Why did I think the title said “drunk” 😂

  • altenative title were not tall enough to dunk so we just do jumpshots

  • Why was Ethan doing much better when he was shooting from behind the hoop...

  • Mark and Ethan: *we can’t shake hands* Also Mark and Ethan: *Literally lifting each other up on their shoulders*

  • Like ethan's shirt says... ..yikes

  • I like how none of these were dunks

  • Marks got handles for days

  • Two hundred and fifty-sixth video: Finished.

  • Like this better than the NBA and their political crap they've adopted.

  • Alternate title: 2 white men attempting to do great in basketball

  • Ethan: what's it called when 2 cowboy's faceoff Amy: brokeback mountain Me: we'll ya ain't wrong😂

  • I wish Mark would teach Ethan how to talk, still waiting on that video.

  • Imagine a professional basketball player just cringe and laugh watching this🤣

  • The basketball in this video made me extremely sad. The dribbling more than anything tbh 😂

  • “Taint it with your aura” Why did I laughed so hard

  • Don't worry Amy, I can't whistle either loll

  • Ethan:*trying to explain something* Mark:iM GOinG To BReak yOUr ANkLEs

  • Looks like they only practice at the annual Unus Annus Dunk Contest...

  • Unus Annus unus annus

  • Well this makes me feel better about my lack of basketball skills lmao

  • Cough cough layup contest

  • "im gonna break your ankles" sangwoo, I, i mean Mark 2020

  • Ok so I was gonna say I've never seen two more unathletic people playing basketball but then I remember they're gamers and calling a layup a dunk 😂

  • Amy, thank you for the representation of non-whistlers. I can't whistle either!

  • Ah, yes, my birthday video :)

  • I just got a basketball class ad as I watch the video lmao.

  • Tak instead of Harumph got me 😂

  • That "no matter the result gotta accept it" line hitting kinda close after the first presidential debate.

  • I feel like Amy definitely has the brain cells in this situation.

  • Ethan makes up new rules like a little kid at recess who doesn't want to lose

  • iT sAiD hEnTaI iN mY aDd 👁👄👁..... Why youtube thats weird!?!?

  • I dunno why, but this was just painful to get through

  • Eef: does volley ball baseball and softball before he even attempts basketball

  • pp

  • I guess it’s a layup contest

  • The serpentine maneuver? I haven’t seen someone attempt that in 17 years, and he nailed it

  • Legends say Ethan is still hanging

  • Annual??? **Confused screaming**

  • 12:15 a pregnant caveman Mark

  • How can this be annual if it will be the only one to happen

  • They’ve literally eaten off of the same spoon in the cooking dog food video but Mark won’t shake his hand anymore?

  • honestly disappointed to see mark a big buff dude and Ethan a gymnast so bad at basket ball lol no hate this is just a joke btw.

  • So, is no one talking about how the color scheme of the court are their favourite colors?!

  • _Am I having a stroke?_

  • when mark wad running to ethan, there’s an amazing edit they could’ve done but didn’t

  • Annual...right

  • It’s a rare time when Mark is giving more chaotic energy than Ethan

  • When you play basketball and you see these two weirdos playing.🤣

  • I know my humor is dead because when Mark left Ethan dangling it was funny asf to me

  • When Mark took off his shoes? Kinda Ghetto

  • This is the only time I can say that I am better at something than mark and ethan and i'll take it

  • I actually used to think mark was sort of Athletic😐

  • Hi

  • When Markiplier dribbles he dribbles like Stanley from the office 😂😂

  • i see everyone wearing that yikes shirt and i want it , anyone know where it is from?

  • 7:17 Tak is back HARRUMPH!

  • Watching Mark run reminded me of the cop from cloudy with a chance of meatballs

  • I smiled at the serpentine bit

  • What did I with ness

  • Funny how mark uses his pole dancing training to get the 4th point

  • 😭

  • Its funny how neither of them know what a dunk is

  • I swear, 1/3 of the time, Ethan is like a Harry Potter character, or 1/3 an odd combo of Rick and Jerry from Rick and Morty, or 1/3 that kid who has the hardest time in the world finishing his train of thought (Enchanted Gaming mentioned him too). He is 1000% Perfectly him, and I love it

  • I'd just like to say that as a person who played basketball, the best way to get a nice dunk is a layup. Its easy. Also its against the rules to move holding the ball, when walking or running you MUST dribble or pass the ball. Its funny to watch these two screw up my favourite sport 😂

  • I read the title totally wrong, "The annual Annus Unas Annus drunk contest"

  • I like their no touching the rim dunk, almost looks like a layup but no. Its a dunk. 9.5/10 i always see vince carter do it

  • This was my first Unus Annus video, now ive binge watched all of the ones before it. :,)

  • Ethan: you have to keep your shoes on Ethan in my head: NO SHOES, NO SHIRT, NO SERVICE

  • Every time they said "dunk" I heard "donk"

  • Every Rez kid is hiding in fear lmao

  • It's literally like watching two angry 1st graders making a bet to try to impress the same girl

  • There not even doing dunks there doing layups.😂

  • Ethan has the same energy as the "have you ever had a dream" kid

  • Eef not knowing what Brokeback Mountain is about makes me &1)/9@1!2)/&& inside

  • This is click bait

  • I wonder who’s place they are at, or where they are at...

  • Basketball but the rules keep changing

  • xx