DIY Teeth

Birt 17 júl 2020
Someday soon, we'll get old. Our bodies will start to crumble, our teeth will rot out. Today, we prepare for that day.
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This channel, along with every video that has or will ever be uploaded on this channel, will be deleted after our year has ended. This is inevitable. Inescapable. Irreversible.
Do not archive or re-upload anything. This is our last wish. Our parting gift. Stay true to the purpose of our final year or we shall lay down wrath upon those that attempt to escape the end.
Memento Mori.
Unus Annus.

Ummæli

  • poped out the womb lost it in the war-markiplier 2020

  • This is nightmare fuel

  • ok but like at 6:08 mark smacking the glue: ah f*ck yeah yagami yato entering the chat: well hello

  • This is pure nightmare fuel, oh wait, half of Unus Annus is nightmare fuel

  • i need to know what the song at 12:56 is

  • 8:35 beeus

  • Watching from the future! I am liking and commenting every video!

  • so wheres the link to buy these teeth lol

  • Lmao I got a teeth ad before this😂

  • 3:05 Mark sounds like scuba Steve off of Big Daddy lmao

  • i love how i got a teeth ad after the video ended but also why the fuck are there ads when the video ends??

  • I literally got a toothpaste commercial for Dr Squatch during this video

  • 11:13 WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?

  • The bee with only the bottom half looks like the purple minions and I love him

  • Mark wearing that hat gave me David Dobrik vibes for some reason.

  • what in the actual fuck is the thumbnail

  • If markymoo actually put eyelashes on his pen...is I imagine it would look like a flower 🤣

  • i love how mark's first instinct is to reach for his own crotch

  • what the fuck 😂

  • 11:58 Ethan is now british 🤩

  • The add at the end of the video was about how to prevent your teeth from falling out 😂😂😂

  • I need those teeth. for reasons.

  • I got a pop up add for an orthodontist on this video. lol

  • This. This is my birthday video

  • imagine being a dog, vibing w/ your cute little bee toy and then your owner takes it so he can superglue resin teeth to it

  • 3:51 sent me into orbit

  • i cant express how much i love the “tak=harrumph” bit

  • I got a commercial for what to do for teeth loss before this... Why is that amazing???

  • The mouth heals 10 times more than normal skin Me with a scar on my tongue that has stayed for almost 10 years

  • How better to end a video then with a creepy hand going to Mark

  • Mark: i can eat them... Then i will become The Teeth... (Splits the tooth set in half) Me: *the forbidden kit-kat....*

  • I fucking lost it when Mark glued the teeth to Ethan’s eyelid 😂😂😂

  • ETHAN READING THOSE FLASHCARDS IS SO FUNNY TO ME

  • Imagine : *you go to the dentist and see them as your dentists, and the after math is.. interesting??* 😂

  • I don't know why but I find the fact Mark forgot to cancel the hooked on phonics subscription so damn funny

  • I thought this says DRY teeth

  • Amy should have gotten them both Fugglers for this video.

  • Mark has such a specific energy in this video and idk how to describe it but I’m living for it

  • I would buy merch with, "I popped out of the womb with a a beard then lost it in the war."

  • I truly appreciate the tak captioning

  • "I always respect a good dentist, but there's always that *one* * glances at Dad's wife *"

  • oh i hate those sound effects

  • I HAVE NEVER HATED ANYTHING MORE THAN SEEING HUMAN TEETH ON ETHAN'S EYELID SXDCFVGBHJK

  • I surrender. I’ve fallen in love with both of them.

  • i like crooked/ kinda weird teeth! i'm one of those ppl that think its cute / relatable :3 tbh i wanna get that teeth surgery where they make ur canines poke out more

  • I’m only getting dental adds now thx

  • Got a tooth loss ad during this 🤣

  • i have to o to the dentist tomorrow.

  • I've watched this video a few times now and an add for dentures plays before the video EVERY TIME lol

  • I for one think Eef's crooked tooth is adorable

  • Teeth cereal

  • "Imperfection is relatable".. yeah, no, I just can't stand perfectly straight teeth, it's too perfect and it crosses the uncanny valley for me.

  • Mark made a Fuggler in a nutshell

  • LMAO I cannot for the life of me figure if Mark said “Wish- the gate way to the deep web” or “Wish, the gay way to the deep web.” Can someone confirm???

  • British people be like:

  • That thumbnail is horrendous

  • I got the same ad for teeth straighteners like 6 times during this video

  • 12:48

  • I swear there was a creepypasta about this

  • Teef Eef

  • anyone else get a dentist ad??

  • I GOT AN AD FOR INVISALIGN IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS VIDEO

  • Markiplier and Ethan this is a video about teeth so I want to tell you that I'm having surgery next Tuesday oh good luck to me even though I'm going to be asleep to it I'm 10 years old I've never done this and never been to the dentist so good luck to me

  • I need one of those my teeth hurt so bad rn but here i am watching

  • Lol Ethan look like a espada from bleach

  • Two hundred and forty-sixth video: Finished.

  • Mini will Smith looks like the freaking mole things from Fallout, when the teeth were added

  • Ethan: b...B BOOM AD ***plan b one step the morning after pill***

  • title shouldve been eef gets teef

  • the amount of teeth ad i got on this video...

  • Can we make a scp that has 3 mouths 2 were the eyes should be and 1 one were the mouth should be and it has alot of teeth so when it opens its mouths it's just razorblade teeth

  • I’m undecided as to whether the production line for those would be the best or worse place to lose a tooth. On one hand: you’ll never get it back. Ever. Not a chance. On the other hand: hey! Free replacement, and no one will know the difference.

  • LOL i got a dental ad on this

  • I think this is the worst unus annus video

  • THE FACT THAT I GOT AN AD BEFORE THIS VIDEO SAYING THAT TEETH ALIGNMENT AND STUFF IS BETTER LEFT TO THE PROFESSIONALS IS HILARIOUS

  • I recommend revisiting the beard video and making eef a beard out of teef.

  • Definitely my favorite outro

  • Anyone else notice that since the paper airplane video they’ve always replaced hurumph with tak???

  • Chemistry is getting to me 😳 I saw the W flashcard and immediately thought “Tungsten” 😳😳😳

  • Thank you OMS. org for being an ad on this video. I would love some dentures

  • Alternative Title "Cursed"

  • I feel like this is their most cursed vid XD

  • Smacking glue bottle- _You close? Huh? You close?_

  • “Or you could just be a GOD” oh I am

  • This was my fucking birthday video 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • Me: *watches scary video at 3:24 am* "one not scary video so I don't have nightmares" *Opens youtube and sees this thumbnail* ".............no"

  • Mark, I'm Callin' YOU OUT!!! I for one find Eef's crooked tooth endearing. It makes his smile 2000% more adorable lol (please don't send a chair to break my nose, I think you're a cool dude too.lol.)

  • How many people got denture ads while watching this?

  • This is what they mean by smiling with your eyes

  • I GOT A DENTAL AD BEFORE THIS VIDEO-

  • What are you doing stephand

  • I’ve only just realised that every time it says tak, it means Ethan’s spelling of harrumph

  • Why is everyone overlooking Ork Will Smith

  • Whats the meme 3:56 called?

  • Teeth for Eef.

  • I'm 11 and I have a mustache

  • I just got an happy mouth now ad oml

  • Unus Annus unus annus

  • Everything was good intell the clank sound came on. My vigina is now none existen

  • Ngl right before the video there was a add for teeth 😂